Days To Christmas

Christmas mad? Can't wait until 25 December? If you want to know how many days there are until Christmas, you might like this little area of my website.

The code is not terribly elegant, but it was knocked up in 15 mins about a year ago, so what do you expect?

Life on Earth highly unlikely

Life on Earth highly unlikely, as reported on Mars South-West Tonight.

Kerpow interviewed Groink earlier today about the possibility of Life on Earth, currently an unprecedented 26 Million Eeks away - the closest it has been for over 150 Splatts!

It has been concluded the Mars' proximity to Earth will cause no ill effects, but will provide us with a magnificent view of Earth's beautiful tarmac river network.